I Got This - Adam Lambert
Mood: Oficially on a cloud of rainglambows.

ALL MY OTHER POSTS TO THE LEFT, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? (AND I'M ALREADY A DAY LATE FOR THIS BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS EXCITING.) ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY!!!! ZOMG, YES, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?



No, seriously. I think anyone with half a brain already knew Adam was gay from the moment he stepped into the audition room. The only reason anyone would've denied he was gay was if a) they're homophobic but love Adam's voice or b) they're tween fangirls and desperately wish they stood a chance with him (which, as much as I hate to break it to them, wouldn't happen in a million years even if he was 100% straight).



As for the one or two people who honestly believed he was heterosexual, we seriously need to chip in some cash to get you at least a secondhand gaydar.



And honey, these are the least scandalous of his pictures.



Regardless of what I've said above, I'm still happy that he finally announced it openly--on Rolling Stones, no less. It's quite possibly his most entertaining interview. His parents' reactions to his homosexuality definitely made me laugh.

Adam's father Eber caught his 13-year-old son looking at gay pornography on the family computer, and turned to his wife and said 'It's official.'

Another one of my favourite quotes:

"I loved it this season when girls went crazy for me. As far as I'm concerned, it's all hot. Just because I'm not sticking it in there doesn't mean that I don't find it beautiful."

Someone should make a macro of him with that last line as a marquee. EPIC, OKAY.



I love this HBIC, I really do. Another thing I want to clear up while we're on the subject of Adam Lambert is--he's not gothic. He's a glam rocker, for Freddie Mercury's sake!


Uncanny resemblance to Ashton Kutcher...


...and now Joe Jonas *shudder*



And since I'm already spamming this post with pictures, another few wouldn't hurt. All those girls who like Edward Cullen and his ~dazzles~, I know Adam would be as far from their type as possible. But guess what?



This fierce bitch ejaculates glitter. Take that, you 100-year-old virgin fool of a ~vampire~.

Damn, but I'm getting way sidetracked by his beauty...let's go back to the Rolling Stones interview. Now, I've already been saying that Adam and Kris have had a lot of sexual tension during the whole season, and even if they're not acting on it, they're definitely crushing on each other, but every time I bring this up, people give me weird looks (hell, when don't people give me weird looks?). Well, HA FUCKING HA.

"I was like, 'Oh, shit, they put me with the cute guy.' Distracting! He's the one guy that I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty and totally my type – except that he has a wife. I mean, he's open-minded and liberal, but he's definitely 100 percent straight."

I honestly squeed when I read this. Well, all except the last part about Kris being completely straight. Now that made me go, "orly?". It's not like Kris has never dressed up in drag before...





And I'm sure this picture pretty much speaks for itself. But I'm straying from the point again! I'm not here to discuss Kris' sexuality D: Anyway, as I was saying...I love that Adam admitted his crush to the whole world like it was no big deal (although there's no way of knowing if his boyfriend sexed him up rough that night).

It's kind of the same thing when you're in a class, isn't it? I love it when people admit they've a crush on someone openly. Hell, I do it all the time. I think I make it pretty fucking clear when I like someone. I don't see the point of hiding it, tbh. You know how people say when you love someone, you've got to tell them? I think it applies to all feelings.

But let's not go in too deep (unless it's Adam we're talking about, unf).

Anyway, to end this post, I'll leave you with Kradam (aka the adorableness that is Kris and Adam):